This morning, I woke up and after eating some oatmeal, I brushed my teeth as usual and before hopping into the shower, I grabbed a new bar of Zest soap from the “bathroom closet”. I prefer to shower naked, so I locked the bathroom door, put on my birthday suit, jumped into the shower, and turned on the hot water. I routinely wash my face first before anything so I proceeded to do so.
When that was done, I grabbed the fresh bar of soap and began washing my body. I was almost finished and was washing the hard to reach spot on my back, when all of the sudden I felt the bar of soap slip out of my hands. As I watched it helplessly as it cracked on impact, I thought to myself, “I really hope I don’t become a felon; because I just felt my prison survival skills drop down a few notches”.