(via dellbby)
-Let me tell you how I am living proof that this isn’t 100% accurate…
I am a nice guy. If you argue with me, I think you’re strong willed. If you’re quiet, I assume you’re either shy or upset. If you call me, I get extremely ecstatic. If I call you, I’ll be really nervous and try to not make myself sound stupid. If you don’t love me, I’ll leave (saddened and discouraged, but I leave). When you do love me, I stay. If you don’t fuck me, I think nothing of it because I look for a relationship; not sexual pleasure. If you do… I don’t know how to respond to that actually, I’d assume I’d have this dopey love-struck grin on my face. If you tell me your problems, I’ll not only listen with all ears but I’ll also do what I can to help solve them. If you don’t, I don’t push the issue. If you lecture me, I take notes, but I won’t change who I am. On the rare occasion I lecture you, it would be about something that could threaten your health or well being, but I won’t want to change who you are. If you break a promise, I’d give you the benefit of the doubt. I don’t make promises I can’t keep. If you cheat (and this has happened to me a lot), I ask what I did wrong. I don’t cheat because I’ve been on the receiving end of cheating too many times and wouldn’t want anyone else to feel that hurt. I’M BASICALLY AN INDIVIDUAL. I don’t drink. When I’m in love, I’m richer as a person. I only wish I could forget, and forgive when I really shouldn’t (just like the girls. Woopty dooo!). When I’m heart-broken, I find it hard to move on; I never forget any relationship I’ve been in for each one was a unique experience with just few similarities. I only wish to love, and be loved in return.
Anybody who knows me will testify that what I say is all true. In fact, it’s too true; but it’s who I am.
-Maleifus